我爱读好英文
2013-2
湖南文艺出版社
章华
256
《我爱读好英文:藏在纸间妙趣横生的故事》精选多篇经典幽默故事,向人展示生活中的妙趣横生、充满乐趣的时刻。幽默是一种智慧的展现,乐趣是生活必不可少的调剂。这些故事趣味横生,使人体会到生活的美好。 《我爱读好英文:藏在纸间妙趣横生的故事》选材广泛,内容丰富,故事短小精悍,给人启发,并以中英文双语的形式呈现,是读者学习英文的最佳读本。
章华,国家一级英语教师,从事英语教学数年,并曾留驻海外专心研习英文,对于欧美文化有着独特的领悟,在英语口语及阅读方面造诣较高。
If life were like a computer假如生活是一台电脑This is no time to be superstitious!都什么时候了,还这么迷信!You can't call that food你不能称那东西为食物Who is nuts?谁是傻瓜?Women's secrets女人,不能说的秘密Are you a normal person?你精神正常吗?Open one eye and close one eye睁一只眼,闭一只眼Happiness in dream梦中的幸福Can pilots fly?飞行员会飞吗?Hi Dan!你好,丹!Half glass of water半杯水Make him a conductor让他当指挥A letter to her son写给儿子的信He looks just like you他长得真像你That record will stand forever这个纪录永远不会被打破了Logic reasoning逻辑推理Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus男人来自火星,女人来自金星Which woman?哪一位女人?Get the kid让小的干吧I don't want Him to know I'm here我不想让主知道我在这里A professional gambler职业赌徒How to refuse a boy如何拒绝男孩Women's words about marriage女人婚后麻辣语录All in the same boat同舟共济This is my first operation这也是我第一次动手术Bad acting has its benefits演技三流有好处Columbus' telephone number哥伦布的电话号码4-4=?四减四等于几?If I am a manager如果我是一名经理Where is the father?父亲在哪儿?Logical thinking逻辑思维Those funny words经典搞笑雷人语录I shall not come back我将永远不回来了Time is money for both of us时间对我们俩来说都是金钱Tell me when we get there到那站时,请告诉我You can always tell which way the wind is blowing你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的When do people talk least?人们什么时候说话最少?Good news and bad news好消息和坏消息Use your hat就用你的帽子吧Good-bye,money再见,钞票A new employee新员工Cannonical Murphy's laws of combat墨菲定律(战场版)New baby新生儿Violin lessons小提琴课Garfield's words加菲猫语录精选Life after death死后重生You only find out who's been swimmingnaked when the tide goes out只有退潮时,才知道谁在裸泳Roast pig烤乳猪A letter for the girlfriend致女朋友的一封信What I want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准Mind twisters脑筋急转弯
If life were like a computer You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Ctrl+F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise,just click on “run”! If you mess up your life,you could always press “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” and start all over! 假如生活是一台电脑 你可以通过控制面板增加或者删除一些人;可以把孩子放进回收站,然后在你喜欢的时候再还原;可以通过调整显示器的设置让外表更好看;可以在吵闹的时候关掉音响;可以点击“搜索”(Ctrl+F)找到丢失了的遥控器和车钥匙;锻炼身体的时候,点击“运行”!要是你的生活一团糟,同时按下“Ctrl+Alt+Delete”键,一切就会重新开始。 ……
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